It's not even a fun a game anymore - just depressing.
I think I've swiped right 10 times total, and all have been courtesy swipes. Like, consciously telling myself to be open minded and give it a try even though he's 5'8, or doesn't speak English, or looks like he may have some domestic violence issues.
"Give it a go" they say, "Maybe he'll surprise you" they say... no.
"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber."
If could roll my eyes back any further they would be in my feet. And cucumbers are fruits.
When did my life come to this? How do I not have a nice, normal boyfriend by now. (rhetorical)
I need to move.