Ok so maybe not Chris Hemsworth, more like our slightly cocky, yet darling favourite defenseman PK Subban (sorry, hockey talk) - or occasionally Don Draper when I’m feeling a little 60s housewife submissive - but I’m totally this person.
Yeah ok, it totally is.
But you know what, its true, and it’s all I have going for me right now. And I know I’m not the only one who gets lonely sometimes, so I refuse to feel bad about it.
I haven’t been on a date, or really been out out for that matter, in like 4 months. So to compensate, I've had to get, well, creative.
The good news is, summer is coming. (Ned Stark voice)
And this summer is going to be IT for me. (Yes this post is part self pep talk)
No but seriously, I’ve dropped like 15 pounds since the breakup – amazing what cutting a bit of booze can do for you, btw – am building an entirely new, and if I may say so myself, “hot” spring/summer wardrobe, and have watched about 400 Pixiwoo tutorials.
If you're a girl, then you know this means business.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m feeling about an 8 right now. And I know that’s going to sky rocket once I start getting some action again – you know, from like, real life men.
I. can’t. wait.