His message said "you are sexy, let's chat". (Oh goody, a creative one). For fun, I checked out his profile. In the 'about me' part he wrote: "the one you wouldn't usually go for at first glance, but after a few drinks and once you get to talking, realize he is a good person despite his many flaws".
Riiiiight, because that makes me want to find out more.
Of course, there were the predictable messages from over-tanned, over-muscular, and most likely under-educated shirtless torsos as well.
Delete. Delete. Delete.
Sigh, yup, real jackpot I've hit here...