12.09.2009

DOs & DON'Ts Of Proper Bar Behaviour...

DON'T get so drunk on a night out that your friends ditch you out of sheer embarrassment because you're stripper dancing half-naked on stage to Billy-Jean in tribute to Micheal Jackson and letting a pervy professor type 3 times your age (a little too eagerly) fondle you inappropriately at the bar.

My friends and I saw this poor thing out in TO this past weekend. We couldn't keep track of her the whole night, but by the end of it it seemed as though she had rather successfully organized a mini gang-bang with these two grandpas... all seemed to be quite happy about it. The whole thing was kinda sad really.

Anyways, to avoid waking-up in a bush somewhere a few miles from home with a bad itch, DO know your drinking limit and party with real friends who will take care of you in situations like this.

3 comments:

  1. There's nothing wrong with waking up with your head in a big bush.
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  2. Great post! I hate seeing women play themseleves in that manner.

    It's just not a good look...and states you have no true girlfriends!

    I would never let one of my friends, get so out of control, that she's acting out her Showgirl fantasies in a bar for all to see...

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