10.15.2009

What Ever Happened To...

Good Old-fashioned Sexual Intercourse?!

I know that advances in science and technology have done a lot of good for mankind, but this invention could quite possibly be the end of us. No, seriously. A former NASA engineer has developed a toy for men that promises a virtual sex experience. It's called Real Touch, and it's the craziest thing I've ever seen. The inside of this solo-sex contraption is specially designed to feel just like the inside of a woman; soft skin-like interior, squeezing and stroking mechanisms, a heating system, and even a lube reservoir that simulates wet skin-on-skin sensations! So instead of using the old rub n' tug technique, this machine is giving men everywhere the opportunity to actually feel what they're watching on screen (i.e.: porn). (http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home)

Now, I'm not one to knock a good toy, but this really scares me. Is this thing eventually going to replace me? The way they're marketing it seems to suggest so; the toy that never says "no" and you'll never have to buy her drinks again, etc. When you put it like that, why would a man ever leave the house again?

I just hope that with all the excitement surrounding this new product men don't forget the fun and satisfaction that a real woman has to offer, otherwise we're all screwed (pardon the pun).

10 comments:

  1. Eek, this is depressing. I am not sure it will take off though. The best thing about sex is what's going on in your mind, not what's on your little fella.
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  2. Ha ha I don't know I mean look at the rabbit (sex toy not scary animal) It's great but I still want men.

    Kate x

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  3. This Real Touch fake vagina sounds extremely well made- I wonder if straight men are the manufacturers of most dildos out there? Would be nice if they made them warm up and all that! I don't think you need to fear though- I'm pretty sure men cannot live without real vaginas :P

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  4. Don't be so sure.

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,522919,00.html

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  5. You should check out the eighties classic movie Cherry 2000 starring Melanie Griffith, Even though Cherry is the perfect sex machine, Sam obviously finds something else. Personally I would have stuck with Cherry but then my girlfriend seems devoted to making my life a misery.

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  6. Wow! I'm already having a hard enough time getting a man!

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  7. I dunno, women have a crazy selection of vibrators and other equipment that does more than we ever will yet you still go out of your way to hook up with us...I lost my train of thought, why do you still bother with us again?

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  8. I told this guy about it. He's definitely considering it since he travels a lot.

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  9. @ SaneandSingle: I know right?!

    @ Dave: Because nothing beats the real thing. Its not necessarily the part that we need but rather the momentum behind it. Unfortunately for us, dildos don't come with legs and hips for pushing.

    @ At RenRexx: I would think that's a great thing for someone who's on the move a lot. Safer than random hook-ups, cheaper than paying for hookers, and probably easy to clean and stow.

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  10. Morgan, when I first read your response I thought you meant the kissing, smell, feel of skin against skin, and all the other stuff you get with real guys, but apparently it all comes down to momentum! Ouch.

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