10 Reasons...

Why this First Date is a Dead-End:

10. He hasn't planned anything for the two of you to do.

9. Poor hygiene (of any kind)

8. He's shown up drunk.

7. His ex has come up 3 times already in the first hour.

6. He mentions he went through a bi-curious 'phase'.

5. He asks to borrow some cash.

4. He's on Team Chris (Brown that is).

3. He shows you pictures of his kids.

2. He shows you pictures of his kids and they all look completely different.

1. He's wearing an ankle bracelet (only it's more obligatory and bulky than sentimental and delicate)

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